quit trynna be poignant.

you know what kind of myspace bulletin gets on my nerves the most? the ones with those stupid 'love' stories about a stupid boy and his stupid girlfriend. HELLA IRRITATING. but the worst part is that everyone else seems to think they're the cutest things in the world. i guess i'm just not easily emotionally moved as...well...them.
i'm sure you've seen this one before: [the thingies in brackets are written by me, obviously.]

Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?
Boy: no..
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really.....

Girl runs away in tears. [HA, that's what you get for fishing for compliments, you insecure BITCH.]
Boy runs after her and says, ["HAHA JUST KIDDING! I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU ALL I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU EARLIER, BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE ANY FUN, NOW WOULD IT?"]

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
[whatever, damn teenagers don't know what love is. "these three words are said too much, but not enough." i have to side with Ms. Hill on this one.]

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
[he doesn't want her, but he does need her? she's more like vegetables than chocolate. a person NEEDS vegetables more than chocolate, yet WANTS to eat chocolate more. right? i obviously understand the actual meaning, but the boy only wanted to say something that went with his already established pattern, which weakened his point. quit trynna be poignant and say--or write, if you're the author of this bulletin--what you mean. shit. it's not that difficult.]

then follows a barrage of similar sickly saccharine confessions, culminating in:
"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
[look. if your significant other constitutes your entire life, then you ain't got no life, furreal. which, btw, is why i think Twilight is stupid. Bella ain't got no life besides that damn vampire boy. and all you Twilight people hella can't even argue against that, so shut up.]

i wish someone would come along and debate me on this, because after reading it over, i think i sound hella arrogant and stuff. someone come and deflate my ego, or else i'm gonna turn this into a series.