it's a tradition for the band to go to Hometown Buffet post-comp once a year. here's why they hate us.
1. we eat too much.
2. we are loud and obnoxious and messy.
3. there are too many of us.
4. the majority of us pays in cash.
5. another one of our traditions involves clapping and cheering as soon as Smish takes his first bite. can you picture that? you have this 110-person MOB bumrushing their way into a restuarant, and once they have their food and have settled themselves into their seats, they then suddenly burst into hella loud applause for no apparent reason. dude, if i was one of the regular customers, i'd be pissed. and confused. "WHY ARE THEY CLAPPING?"
6. two words: JEYCY DIAZ.
it all started when i 'accidentally' spilled my drink on Munir.
then all hell broke loose.
by 'all hell,' i mean 'Jeycy started laughing and WOULDN'T FUCKING SHUT UP for the next half hour.' omfg. it was ridiculous. there were a few instances where she would almost calm down, but then FREAKING RHEA had to hit her head on the table like some kinda clumsy little goober, which made Jeycy laugh even harder. and louder.
people started to stare. TC, in an attempt to make Jeycy shut up, pointed to a guy in a Norman Rockwell painting on the wall and said, "Jeycy, look at this guy! Look how sad he is! Doesn't this make you sad?" Jeycy said, "HE LOOKS HIGH!" and resumed laughing.
Emma was up next. she was going to perform a magic trick to scare Jeycy into silence. hiding a little half and half container in her fist, she covered her eye and pretended to stab it with a fork. as her fork punctured the little half and half packet thing, the white liquid would spill out, looking like (as Smith put it) "eye pus." unfortunately, it was hilarious. so it didn't work. TC took a video of it; maybe he'll put it on youtube one day.
and to top it all off, the damn light above our table was making everybody hella hot. everybody was hella red and flushed, especially Munir, who resembled a doll with his little red cheeks. HAHA. yeah, uh, i don't really remember what made Jeycy stop laughing, but she did. thank God. and then we went home. yay.
the quote of the day was from Emma the Magician. "Hey, Mr. Smith, my eye itches. Can I have a fork?"
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Not to mention
ReplyDelete7. Bullshit (and when combined with guitar, somehow becomes Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
8. An entire table laughing about poo
9. 100+ People singing happy birthday for someone who's birthday isn't until next month
10-10,000,000. A lot of other things I can't remember.
HAHAHAHA .
ReplyDelete1. we eat too much.
2. we are loud and obnoxious and messy.
That made my day .
I wish we stayed there longer!