hey guess what?

I GOT MY PERMIT TODAY! yeaaaah. hahaha. i missed six, and i don't really care 'cause it's better than having to take it all over again. i now understand why adults loathe the DMV so much. prime example of American bureaucracy right there. lolololol. edit: oh yeah, i saw Samantha M at the DMV, also getting her permit. "epic Samantha M win." hahaha.

anyways:

English: never really got around to correcting that Arthur test, 'cause Ms. Hill was too busy talking about Arielle's hella good competency, everyone else's sucky competencies, and the North Carolina Tarheels. RAH RAH RAH CAROLINA LINA! oh, and she also noted that Rachel is a "sickly little thing," and that we should "send her some fruits and vegetables." watch out for those in the mail, Rachel.

Band: i just got a #3 reed, so i'm like litterally suffocating during warm ups. =_=' it's waaaay stiffer than my old one, but i can get a good sound out of it provided that i use enough air. that shit's HELLA hard, though. and i know you're thinking "That's what she said," so SHUT UP. don't need none of yah innuendo on mah blog. thank you.
oh yeah, this is for Samantha M: R = -3. J = 5. 5 + (-3) = 2. i don't think they'll ever figure it out, lol.

Humanities: Garrison droned about how to take a test, while i did more important things, like my math homework.

Math: I noticed the 'party chart' on the board. 3rd period has WAY more freaking squares than we do. ha. we're never going to have a party.

Science: hey, did you know that Ms. Marte sells jewelry? HAHA. well, now you do.

Filipino: we watched the ultra-scary Feng Shui. or, as Manansala calls it, "FUNG SUI." he said it means "arrangement." well, YOU'RE WRONG, sucka. it's about this lady named Kris Aquino who finds a magic mirror thing on the bus that brings her good luck....or not? dun dun dun. we didn't get to watch much because Manansala was too busy asking people where they went on vacation.

yeah. oh, and yesterday's detention @ Werris was the BEST THING EVER. hahahaha. freaking Steven and Axl and JP are HILARIOUS. some exerpts:

"That's not even sock. That's like, an extra layer of skin."
"I hate pomeranians!"

Ms. Werris: "Axl, you pimp out your puppies! You're a puppy pimp!"
JP: "Yeah, and if they come home without making any money, he slaps them! He like puts them in a cage and forces them to mate!"
Steven laughs.
Axl: "Shut up, Steven, you're the one who put your dog in the trash can!"

Axl: "Ms. Werris, are you a Jew?"
Ms. Werris: "Well, there have been Jews in my family."
Axl: "Wait, so you're like Jewish AND Catholic? What is that, Jatholic?"
Ms Werris: "No, my grandparents were Jews, but they converted--
Axl: "Ms. Werris, are you a Protestant or a Communist?"

and, my favorite:
"Ms. Werris, what kind of music do you listen to? I bet you listen to BEETHOVEN. or THE SPICE GIRLS. or...WINSTON CHURCHILL."

who knew detention could be such fun?